Calories - Large Gift Card
This Large Gift Card is 7 1/2 x 9 inches, blank inside and suitable for framing. Humorous/Dieting/Health

Product Code: 205


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Calories - Large Gift Card

"Methuselah ate what he found on his plate, And never, as people do now, Did he note the amount of the calorie count; He ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he sat, Devouring a roast or a pie, To think it was lacking in granular fat Or a couple of vitamins shy. He cheerfully chewed each species of food, Unmindful of troubles or fears Les his health might be hurt By some fancy dessert; And he lived over nine hundred years." If you like this card, also search for "Diet Tips."